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21 / Lumberjack / Call me Bes / Yes, I would love some tic tacs

Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar
hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

spideritaway:

miyuli:

Just a tiny Ponyo comic with a little older Ponyo and Sousuke.
These two are good for my heart.

Wait doesn’t she mean husband?

aslaveobeyss:

goddes-sissy-freyja:

jem-sie:

aslaveobeyss:

misterthursday:

aslaveobeyss

YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE PERSON ON HERE

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

is this sexy or what? No this is Patrick

NOW I’M LAUGHING AT THIS

aslaveobeyss:

goddes-sissy-freyja:

jem-sie:

aslaveobeyss:

misterthursday:

aslaveobeyss

YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE PERSON ON HERE

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

is this sexy or what?
No this is Patrick

NOW I’M LAUGHING AT THIS

littlewitchcurry:

Okay, whoa, this is a really nice animation of emotion. 

littlewitchcurry:

Okay, whoa, this is a really nice animation of emotion. 

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

myownpersonalstar:

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

Im lying down how do I do this

pemsylvania:

EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A ROBBERY *tries to take pen chained to desk* FUCK

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting