21 / Lumberjack / Call me Bes / Yes, I would love some tic tacs
finally, a soup that’s right for me
I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore
stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child
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i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
me: well lets see kids
me: *throws dart at map of the world*
me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.
My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.