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francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

brokenheels-brokenheart:

Puppies in bow ties are just perfect

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

Order of the Phoenix, The Lion and the Serpent (Chapter 19)

reallylameblog:

do NOT let anyone tell u that america is free, i tried to buy it once and it is in fact very very expensive

subscriberstothesun:

Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?

agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

rockxxoutxxright:

fayedaniels:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “loosing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.